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John smith is a person, who happens to be a human being. Additionally, he has made accomplishments such as accomplishing something, and accomplishing another thing! Overall, a great candidate for an employee.

John Doe is a person, who for some reason isn't a human being?? Additionally, he hasn't really accomplished anything of note. However, he looks pretty. For that fact we have hired him, regardless of how average he is.

Jane doe isn't a person, but is in fact an artifical intelligence. How does she work? We have no clue! She is however keeping the entire company from falling apart, so we can't exactly fire her. Thanks Jane! (P.S. the placeholder image is her actual face. She is also the reason there is no color on this page, she thinks decoration isn't needed.)

Richard Roe is a person, and is a human being, but we are probably going to fire him for his name doesn't start with J. That brings the morale down. Despite him having won multiple global awards, and despite him being our second most productive employee, he refuses to change his name. So he is likely to go soon. Bye Richard!